It´s friday...

Ahora dos en English y one in Spanish:

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado... and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City... and went to find the Great Wizard:

-What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:

-I've come for some courage.

-No Problem!- said the Wizard, -Who's next?

Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:

-Well, I think I need a heart. -Done! -Says the Wizard.

-Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?

Up stepped Bush and said:

-The American people say that I need a brain. - No problem! -Said the Wizard. Consider it done.

Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks:

-Well, what do you want?

-Is Dorothy here???